Friday, January 19, 2018

BIENVENDO!

I have officially arrived in Guayaquil.
It was definitely bittersweet.
I went through the usual and consistent insecurities while departing the plane... going through security... awaiting my luggage and, of course, heading down that long corridor to the open double doors of anxiously awaiting friends and family...
In fact, every turn I made, I thought "Oh God... the arrivals lounge"... then it would just be another airport hallway...

I was trying to remember if I was more nervous this time or the first time that I flew in to Guayaquil.  Perhaps the first time, because I didn't speak ANY Spanish, had no idea what was waiting for me... and also, regardless of whether I like the people waiting beyond the double doors or not, I was stuck with them for a year.  It was a lot for an 18 year old punk to process at the time. 



You would think that by the time I actually reached the arrivals lounge, I would have my emotions in check, tears dried up and I'd be strong enough to just walk in and say "hey."  Casual.  Cool.

Nope.

Bags in hand, heading down that hallway, fidgeting the entire time... sunglasses on, sunglasses off... I suddenly saw them waiting there, right in front of the door.  They were difficult to miss with their balloons and 'Welcome Joanna' sign.
Before I even made it through the double doors, the flood gates opened and emotion over took.  I threw my bags aside, arms in the air, tears streaming down my face!  
Mami!!!!
I threw my arms around her!  She just kept saying "Mi hija. Que linda!"  Spanish, English... it didn't matter.  We were back together again.

Krystel, the daughter of Mari, was there, as well as Melanie and Dana, the beautiful daughters of Duvalito.  

Conversation was limited... but feasible.  My problem right now is the I know some words & verbs... some past tense, some present, some future... but definitely not all.  So mostly I just throw random words out there, in no particular order... and eliminate the words I can't remember from any conversation I'm attempting... which proves well for communication if you enjoy broken, confusing, unfathomable sentences of mispronounced words.  Sometimes I even shake it up a little bit and say something in French.  I try to keep everyone on their toes... including myself.

We all crammed in Mari's little white car and headed home, with a quick stop at SuperMaxi to pick up some much needed supplies for myself.  I assured the family that I had both Google translate and a Speak To Spanish app on my phone... we were going to be ok... fingers crossed.

We headed North to where everyone lived, in an area that was not built when I lived here... so it was difficult to recognize anything.  And the HEAT... love the heat.

I kept trying to explain how cold it was in Quito, and how I'd been wearing the same outfit for a week... but then I realized that due to my lack of Spanish knowledge and my certain inability in being able to piece the proper words together that I did know, I was only making myself out to sound like a dirty bum.  So I shut up.

I was promised laundry back at the house.  Dreams do come true. 

The day was spent mostly just trying to get to know each other again, with our limited communication.  A lot of smiles and then some more smiles.., but honestly, the entire day, we didn't stop talking.  Their English isn't great at all... so Spanish it is.
It better come sooner that later.  

Mari is on holidays from work until next week, so we have planned a trip to Cuenca for the weekend. There is a Devil's Nose mountain train excursion that I have been wanting to go on, that won't accept less than 2 people - stick that to the singles out there.  How rude.  

Mari had been looking in to another tour- double the price... train without mountains... and not going to Cuenca...  Finally, I had to say no, because the whole reason for the train ride was to see the mountains and experience close to what I had experienced before.  I'm not hard up for a boring train ride.  And not to see Cuenca?  Well that would just mean that I would have to go again another day.  

Duvalito
But it all worked out.  We are going to rent a car, head in to the mountains on Saturday- stay at a hostel for the weekend- and do the tour on Sunday. Returning on Monday.  Should be fun.  Hope my Spanish is better by then...
Mami
Duval (my host brother) and his wife came by in the night for a visit.  His wife, Pamela, is the reason that I found the family in the first place.  When I searched out 'Duval Muentes' in facebook, it was a photo of the two of them from her profile that appeared.  By the time they left, my Spanish had improved 10 fold.  All questions were directed at me and I either had to understand or figure it out... either way, I had to answer.  
There were a LOT of laughs and reminiscing.

Mami is the same... although she is 26 years older, and has gone through such a difficult time losing Papi... she is still beautiful and tiny!  I tower over her.

Papi
When Papi got ill... it cost so much money that the family had to sell off everything that they had to help with medical bills. She explained to me that she had to sell all her possessions, jewelry... and go live in New York for 6 months to work in a factory... just to send money back to Ecuador to help out financially.  It broke my heart to hear this.  Papi was such a grand man... full of life and smiles.   And so incredibly generous.  This picture below was at a celebration of Reina de la Tercera Edad Ecuador.  How do I explain this?  It was almost like a beauty pageant for older ladies.  Anyway- my host grandmother was a participant, and at this particular event, Papi said to me:
"You is my son."  
I wasn't insulted, due to the fact that he was three sheets to the wind, didn't speak Spanish... and what he actually meant to say was "You are my daughter"

... and that meant a lot.

TOO EARLY TO SPEAK SPANISH

As I wrote this, I was sitting in the Quito Airport, awaiting boarding information for my flight to Guayaquil.  I have to admit that I was more than a little bit nervous.

I kept zipping in to the bathroom to have one more look at my red nose, my bloated cheeks, my wrinkles and my dry, fluffy hair.  God... what an impression I will make.

The last time that these people saw me, I was 19... 

I’ve aged… I should have stopped smoking years ago. I should have started back at the gym in September, like I'd planned.  Why did I cancel my hair appointment before I left?  I'm at a loss.

My insecurities are going in to over drive...


Ok... tranquility...

Last night I was on the WhatsUp app with Mari (my host sister) and I asked the big question,


“Who’s coming to the airport to meet me?”
From what I recall, families here have a tendency to meet and greet in droves.  I had to mentally prepare myself.  I had to be ready for the flood gates to open.

Much to my delight though, she told me that it was just going to be herself, Mami and her daughter, Krystel.

Bueno. I could cope with that.

She also 'reminded' me that she has a 'brave' dog.
"Brave?"
Like... the building is on fire and the dog runs in to save the babies - brave?

No.  Not really.  Perhaps 'brave' isn't exactly the word that we are looking for here.  In fact, I think that these words might be more suitable;
  • Aggressive
  • Hostile
  • Mean
  • Untrained
Apparently she rescued him from the streets after the earthquake hit Ecuador and he's very 'protective.'  She has assured me that he will be kept in the back room the entire time I am here, for fear that he'll attack me.

If you ask me, nothing says "Welcome to my House" like the fear of an aggressive animal.

Wouldn't be a holiday without it.

Anyway, I caught a taxi from the hostel at 8am.
While I was waiting, I tried to buy a bottled water.
No change for a $10…

The one thing about here that astounds me is that no one ever has change!  It’s a thing. A real thing.  It wasn’t like I was paying with a $50… it was a $10.

The taxi drive was slightly infuriating, although kind.  I shouldn't be so mean, I was just cranky...
He just kept talking & talking & talking.  
Now… seriously, my Spanish isn’t THAT bad.  I can get by.
But it was early, I had hardly slept and I was really not in the mood to discuss how many hills there are in Canada, if I like the cold weather, what kind of a car I drive… etc etc...

There are moments in life, where I firmly believe that silence is bliss.
Massages… dental hygienist visits… taxi rides in foreign countries when it’s too early to think...

Now on the flip side of this… I am confident that my Spanish is coming back, bit by bit.  If I am confused by something, I find out the word and it’s locked in! (maybe... hopefully... sometimes.). Or... slightly easier... if I don’t know a word, I often find myself saying it in English, but with a thick Spanish accent.

I have noticed that I do have my usual expressions that I use more often than not, that almost make me sound & feel fluent… "hip"... 
  • Que t’al?
  • Claro
  • Bueno
  • Si
  • Perdoname
They’re getting old though… I need to come up with some new ones.

OH God… I was getting more and more nervous by the moment.  All I was hearing over the loud speaker was:
"Attention Passengers- Flight A blah blah blah... is now boarding to Guayaquil and San Cristobal - please have your passport ready."
That is MY flight... exactly.  So confused.  I was pretty sure that the board said that my departure gate was A5... but everyone was lining up at A6.  Maybe they changed it last minute.  Who was I to complain or judge?

Got my ass up, got in line… off I go!

Standing in line- thinking 'this is it'… I’m on my way to see my family… and of course, if any of you know me, I started to swell up with tears.  It was going to be such an emotional moment... after all these years. 

Standing in line to board my flight, tears have started to stream down my cheeks... thoughts of the reunion ahead of me, flooding my mind.  Where were the reality TV crews when I needed them?  This was going to be a BIG moment.

Big. Huge.


But... almost immediately, I'm snapped out of sentimental delusion, as a very loud siren goes off, indicating that I’m attempting to board the wrong flight. 

The attendant looked at my pass and pointed over to the A5 departure gate; 

"You board there."
Stop your blubbering, idiot. Wrong flight.

Back to my seat, tail between my legs.

I KNEW it was A5...
Errrr....

We boarded next.

When choosing my seat, I actually thought I was playing it smart and picking at the front of the plane… but the jokers tricked me by turning the seating map around.  So I am actually in the VERY back on the plane, shoved in the corner… which means I am the last off.

That can be a good or bad thing.
I look at it like this;
If you are first off… more anxiety watching your bag never come down the carrousel.  Sends me in to panic most every single time.  My bag has never been first off…

But... if you're last off… you run more of a risk of someone stealing your bag.  "This one has been making the rounds a few times, grab it!"

If you really think about it though, if I was a luggage thief, I would probably opt for designer set… and not the dirty hippy backpack. 

NOT… that I’m a hippy. 

Just thinking realistically and stereotypically.

Off to Guayaquil... :-)

Thursday, January 18, 2018

BIG BUSES & BANNED DANCING

Yesterday, I took a tour out of Quito to Otavalo and surrounding areas. Otavalo is a small town in the north, very famous for its indigenous market.  I had to go.. any excuse to spend money… claro?

I wish I had some old stories to share about Otavalo... or even some photos- but I don't.  I think by the time our AFS group actually made it that far (near the end of our trip), I was through with the writing part for the year.  

Meeting the tour bus was a bit of an ordeal.  When I arrived at the Tourist Information bus waiting location, there were 2 other older couples.  I must have looked confused, because they came to my rescue and confirmed that I was in the right spot.

Then along came our tour guide and informed us that the bus was very, very big.  
Huge.  
Her exact words were, “very huge” bus. 

She explained that due to its enormity, it was actually having a lot of trouble tackling the tight corners of Historical Quito, so we were asked to walk a few blocks up to board at a more convenient location.

Not a problem.
It was raining… lightly… but not enough to scare us off.

Back to the very huge bus though... 
I'm envisioning some sort of enormous double decker 747 to come barreling towards us, mach2 with its hair on fire...

Then I saw it.
It was a bus. 
A Bus.
Envision a bus and that is exactly what it was.

Same as all the other buses in town.  Everywhere.

I boarded and almost immediately fell asleep (sporadically, of course.)  I can’t kick this jet lag.  When I do eventually fall asleep at night, it’s only for about 15 minutes, and then I’m up until 3 or 4am.  Cursed.

The girl with the bloated face, red nose, thick ankles who can't sleep at night!  Definitely cursed...

We drove through the streets of Quito to do a pick up at 2 other locations… and as we made our way through the new town and into the outskirts, things started to look really familiar. 

Gusburger!... like an old friend I don't want to reconnect with.  That was a greasy, fast food joint that we used to frequent on more than a few occasions.
Usually a little 'borracha' when I arrived.
Your typical burger and papas fritas menu...

Noticed some new fast food chains have arisen… OkiDokee, Willys, Pollo Campero… and just when I thought that McDonald's had left the country- there it was!  In all it’s glory… almost taking up an entire city block.  'Very huge' McDonald's.

Ok- here is my big question of the day.
WHY are there so many unfinished buildings?
They are seriously everywhere.

It’s like the construction workers came, laid the foundation… started on the walls… laid a few bricks… went to the pub and never came back.
“You want to finish this one up?” 
“Nah”
I know that Ecuador is a developing country- but I had to google it to see if it was third world.  Now I know that it has its share of poverty and middle class/richness… but from driving around, it appears that there are more on the lower class of the scale than the latter.

But regardless of where it stands on an international scale, it really does feel so good to be back here.

The curb side stalls selling cigarettes, chocolate bars, gum balls, chewy candy… etc…. 
The people walking around yelling "Loteria!"  
The magazine stands.
The shoe polish stations.

Then you see things that I wouldn’t consider quite normal.
Like a man sweeping grass.
A man riding a motorcycle with a toddler strapped to his back with some cloth.

I've also observed that the selfie stick is making a huge comeback in Ecuador… or maybe it just never went away once it was introduced. 

Winding our way over the hills of Quito's outer countryside was very dramatic, as the clouds were low enough to hide the peaks of the mountains.  

First stop was the "REAL" equator.

This is actually up for debate.  La Mitad del Mundo (Middle of the World) is a huge monument north of Quito and it one of the biggest tourist attractions in Ecuador.  In fact, here I am 26 years ago! (Don't even ask what I was doing... acting like a goof...)

BUT this time, the tour took us to the "real" Equator, Quitsato Sundial, the one that is actually a large sundial.

It was erected in 2007 and they claim is actually the real, true equator.  I looked it up online to get a bit more information and apparently, according to Google Maps, the central pillar is 4 metres below the true equator.  


I think there are about 3-4 "real" equators here in Ecuador... seems like a bit of a business venture to me.


Then me made a stop at Waterfall Peguche.  

After parking, we had to do a short walk in to the where the waterfall was located.  On the way, there was a tree named “Centennial Tree.” 

Apparently it is 300 years old and legend has it that it has magical positive powers.

I hugged it.  What have I got to lose?  If a tree is handing out magical positive powers, I’m not one to turn it down. Not at this moment in my life.

I guess that the surrounding pools are considered "purification baths" and a very important ceremonial site held  a couple days prior to the Into Raymi celebrations (June 21st).  Legend has it that the Devil sits inside at the foot of the waterfall and takes the soul of anyone that enters at that point.  I didn't risk it.

The waterfall was impressive.  The tour guide kept yelling, “Can you feel the energy???”
If by “energy” she meant the water spray that soaked me, then yes… I felt it.

Next stop - Otavalo...

I globbed myself on to a girl named Tracy from LA. She made me laugh at the beginning of the tour, so I decided that she was stuck with me for the remainder of the trip.  

I literally spent all my money at the Otavalo Market.  Cheap? I've encountered cheaper.  Some things were a steal of a deal... others not so much. See, Ecuador switched from the Ecuadorian sucre to the American dollar in 2000, after their currency nosedived.  Comparing costs to North America though, not a lot of difference.  Every time I asked how much something was, and they replied, the back of my mind screamed out 'American exchange rate.'



Bought the usual trinkets- necklaces, bracelets, beaded wonders, stuffed dolls, multicoloured scarves, lacy doilies, woven hats… 

Once again, stray dogs everywhere. 
Everywhere.
People begging for money.
The usual.

Of course, a day would not be complete without a little pain and embarrassment for myself.  I walked right in to a plank in the market, holding blankets and smashed my knee.  You know that feeling when you can literally taste the pain. I had to sit down and rock back & forth for about 10 minutes, until it subsided... and then stumbled away...

It's funny how much the locals at the market try to appeal to your wallet...  It's fun to barter for things that you actually want... but it doesn't matter how much they try to pull me in, harass me, follow me, or how low they go... nothing is going to take away the fact that I don't need a large wool blanket, nor do I need a hammock.  No to knives, woven bracelets, fridge magnets, Virgin Mary statues, ponchos, paintings, tile work...

Stopped in at a local restaurant with 3 others from the tour and made the quick decision that a beef, rice, cheese & jalapeno burrito would be the best option for me to eat that day.   As much as I talk tough, I am not an expert in choosing food wisely and I’ve had 45 years of proving that.

I also have to just accept the fact that 90% of my diet for the next few weeks is going to be made up of deep fried foods… fries (papas fritas), encanadas, fried plantains, frittatas, and even the occasional burrito...

It's inevitable.  

If you can't beat it, join it.
Grow Jo... grow.

There are a couple good things that I have already come to notice about dining out in Ecuador.  One- everything is usually translated in to English, directly beside the Spanish description.  As funny a translation as it may be sometimes, it gives you a fair idea of what you might or might not be getting.  Also most places have their entire menu photographed and plastered - whether it be on the awning, poster, pictures, board… it’s there. 

Pick, point and pay…

I found it funny that we all had to write our names on this list… but then that was it.  I don’t think I saw the tour guides once do a count or call names. On the bus and off we go!

And I have to mention, the bus was TOO big actually.  It had the capacity of seating 45 people.  I think we had 18 on our tour.  Maybe have a smaller bus on standby. Probably would have been more 'what is the word I'm looking for' - cozy...

Next stop - Cuicocha!

This is a beautiful lagoon (crater lake) at the foot of the Cotacachi Volcano.  The name means 'Guinea Pig Lake.'


Ricketiest and smallest boat ever!
Honestly - 18 of us... and 3 tour guides.

Tracy and I had to goto the bathroom, so unfortunately we missed the 'adult' life jackets. Trying to squeeze in to a child size lifejacket and breath normally in public is challenging. To add insult to injury, I found out that I wasn't allowed to dance on the boot.

What is this?
Footloose?... 
#notimpressed

It was interesting.
Wet again… but interesting.

We did end up breaking down in the middle of the lake… but, thanks be to Dios, the boat guy got us back up and running again.

As much as I wasn't looking forward to swimming to shore, I did briefly consider it a good way to clean my clothes...

When I got back to the hostel last night, I decided that I needed a nice little place to write, catch up on my daily dose of social media and have something to eat... and perhaps a lovey glass or two of vino tinto.



There is a restaurant door, just moments down the street from the hostel,.. and it didn’t look like more than just a small  dive, but tonight I stuck my head in the door to have a look.  Love at first site.  



It was the most adorable little hovel I have ever been in.  Something out of a romantic fairytale of restaurants.

There were HEARTS on the walls as you made your way up the narrow steep staircase. 3 floors of delight!
  
Granted, I quickly discovered that the reason it seemed so romantic was because it WAS so romantic.  The place had 3 loving couples dining in there, swooning over the candlelight, sipping on red wine... enjoying their meals, while being in love on holiday.

I sat there like a lump, alone, on facebook… albeit with wine.  

Never without!  That's my motto...

Nothing makes you feel more alone than a restaurant who's main decoration is hearts... and sharing a 1/2 litre of wine with me, myself and I.

I have to say that I have been walking UP a storm.  Walking everywhere.  Streets, narrow lanes, stairs, lagoons, markets, waterfalls… all over… and that feeling in my bum that I’ve sat WAY TOO long will NOT go away.   It started on the plane.  You know that feeling that you have just been sitting  for too long & you have to keep adjusting your ass to remain comfortable.  I get it in the movies sometimes. 
It’s like invisible bum sores that just won’t heal. 

Too much information?

Too bad. I am without pride now.

Well, I have been wearing the same outfit since Saturday afternoon. It’s Wednesday.  

Not kidding.
  • I have been on a plane in it. 
  • I have walked in it. 
  • I have sweated in it. 
  • I’ve done steps in it. 
  • I have even slept in it.
I am literally dying for warmer temperatures...